avengerstimebitches:

foxnewsofficial:

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:

spookyroomba:

foxnewsofficial:

what does tumblr even mean

tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.

that’s actually kind of touching.

it’s actually kind of gay

that’s also what tumblr means

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May 23, 2013 at 2:00 AM | Post Permalink | 153,169 notes

iheardyoulovemudkipz:

hahahahah

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May 22, 2013 at 10:46 PM | Post Permalink | 223 notes

warpsbyherself:

lightestsylphofhope:

opheliadawnwalker:

spookysataan:

heyfunniest:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:

OMG YES

I’m done. Just…so done.

PERFECTION.

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST

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May 22, 2013 at 10:43 PM | Post Permalink | 162,493 notes

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May 22, 2013 at 1:19 PM | Post Permalink | 3,568 notes

fakefohnson:

i just saw this and I whimpered

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May 22, 2013 at 4:29 AM | Post Permalink | 11 notes

gustavogoodface:

Jensen Ackles; so beautiful, it’s science.

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May 22, 2013 at 4:29 AM | Post Permalink | 105 notes

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May 21, 2013 at 11:19 PM | Post Permalink | 12,631 notes

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May 21, 2013 at 7:59 PM | Post Permalink | 20,594 notes

ask-sammy-winchester:

ask-demonmeg:

Mary Mary, quite contrary,

How did your little boys grow?

With guns and knives,

And yellow Demon eyes,

Going from Heaven to Hell below.

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May 21, 2013 at 6:46 PM | Post Permalink | 18,194 notes

sherloqe:

“and i’m grateful” - a tfios fanmix (x)

oblivion - bastille ● amsterdam - daughter ● love is blindness - jack white ● sunset soon forgotten - iron & wine ● the dead waltz - radical face ● human - daughter ● where are you now - mumford & sons ● never let me go - florence + the machine ● hurts like heaven - coldplay ● i already miss you - the kooks ● she kicks ass - puggy ● nothing left to say / rocks - imagine dragons ● the fault in our stars - troye sivan ● love and some verses - iron & wine ● strawberry swing - coldplay ● first day of my life - bright eyes ● goodbye my lover - james blunt ● down - jason walker ● help, i’m alive - metric ● together we’re never alone - right the stars ● kiss me - ed sheeran

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May 21, 2013 at 5:22 AM | Post Permalink | 1,107 notes

fuckyeahrestaurantreindeer:

It’s either this or, “Do you sell crabs?”

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May 21, 2013 at 3:02 AM | Post Permalink | 1 note

#i work here #my life #stupid assholes #ratchet bitches #joes crab shack #seafood #hostess problems

fuckyeahrestaurantreindeer:

get your damn nose out of my reservations and don’t you fucking dare touch my computer screen

THIS

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May 21, 2013 at 2:58 AM | Post Permalink | 19 notes

Delirious Escape: Things That Annoy Me at Work

new-york-city-bound:

1. If I sit you at a table, you’re there for a reason. Please understand, I HAVE TO ABIDE BY A ROTATION. You wanting to sit at a booth throws off the pattern. If I don’t offer an option, don’t ask for a booth.

2. Me: Is this table all right?
Guest: Actually, can we sit at that (dirty) booth?

3….

…pretty much…

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May 21, 2013 at 2:52 AM | Post Permalink | 8 notes

WHEN THE RESTAURANT IS PACKED ON DRINKING HOLIDAYS

iamahostess:

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May 21, 2013 at 2:51 AM | Post Permalink | 1 note

Wanderlust: Customers are so annoying. You can’t just walk into a restaurant and...

toasty-bunsss:

Customers are so annoying. You can’t just walk into a restaurant and sit wherever the fuck your little heart desires. You can’t self seat.

You can’t just get up after you’ve been sat and move somewhere completely different without telling anyone. There is a system to seating. There is a rotation…

Thank you. Exactly.

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May 20, 2013 at 11:54 PM | Post Permalink | 13 notes